Tartaurus Wonkyhoof, Equestrian moose
it’s just a simple flash bomb that will make the victim act very silly

" You got it then. Five satchels… I’ll say…. 20 bits." Tart passed over the dust.

you selling poison joke dust? b/c i am trying out a new "Prank Bomb" and that would be a PERFECT ingredient for a laugh! i'll take 5 satchels, plz.

" Sure thing! Long as you promise no one will get hurt!"

I say, my fellow gent! Shall we smoke our pipes and talk about trade in the West Indies?

prince-shining-armor:

asktartaurus:

" Maaaaaybe. Or maybe… April fools!" Tart blew a puff of poison joke dust at Shining Armor." My favorite holiday! Also when I get the most business!"

agggh

nngh

can’t breathe

" Shining? Are you ok pal?"

I say, my fellow gent! Shall we smoke our pipes and talk about trade in the West Indies?

" Maaaaaybe. Or maybe… April fools!" Tart blew a puff of poison joke dust at Shining Armor." My favorite holiday! Also when I get the most business!"

<==><|I===|K^"> Thank you kindly, sir moose. *Fox nuzzle*
Anonymous

Tart gave the beloved fox a big hug.” No problem. Now you be careful. It’s april fools so there are more pranks out there.”

<==><|I===|K^"> *fox purrs*
Anonymous

And soon the fox was nice and clean.” There ya go! All better!”

<==><|I===|K^"> *Fox thinks about the idea for a second. Only a second.* 'Kay!
Anonymous

Tart placed the fox on a fuzzy blanket, got a big sponge and some warm water, then began to clean off the glue and feathers.

<==><|I===|Kv"> Oh nooooo! Not the bath! I strongly dislike baths.
Anonymous

" I know, I know little buddy. Ok um…. How about no bath, just a sponge?"

<==><|I===|Kv"> *inhale* There was this comfy-looking bed with all these fluffy things and some feathers and I was tired so I laid down on it and it went POOF and then feathers and sticky and this and- *Fox runs out of air and the monologue stops.* You see?
Anonymous

" Sounds to me like you got pranked little buddy. Here, let’s get you cleaned off." Tart carried the fox to his bath.

*Kindfox scampers past moose, his fur coated with washable glue and covered with feathers* <==><|I===|Kv"< THAT WAS NOT A BED!
Anonymous

" Yeesh! Little buddy! What happened to ya?!" Tart caught the poor tarred and feathered fox.